“…an Alternate Universe…” “…Like New Jersey?” This is officially the best line in the movie. You now have no reason to watch it. Really. I mean it. None whatsoever. Nada. Zip. Stay away from this thing. I watched this because someone said it was so bad it was good. Nope, Not a chance. Just bad. […]Read more "The Killer Eye (1999)"
Uggghhh. I guess we can blame the internet for this one. In the early days, people uploaded almost anything to Youtube, including the sort of stuff that would only ever have shown on a local access channel. Of course, if you’d rather, you could blame the early days of VHS. Back then there was this […]Read more "The Toxic Slime Creature (1982)"
From the man who brought you Robot Monster! …And we know we’re already in trouble. Now, if I gave you a quick description of The Cape Canaveral Monsters, you might think that it was a cheap Fifties Sci Fi film. But you’d be completely wrong — and not just because it came out a year […]Read more "The Cape Canaveral Monsters (1960)"
This one was made by A.I.P. Now, I know what you’re thinking: American Independent Pictures, the same company that churned out hundreds of low budget films by Roger Corman, Bert I. Gordon, Edward L. Cahn, Larry Buchanan and others like them. And you would be wrong. Instead, we are talking about Action Independent Pictures, which made a lot […]Read more "Space Mutiny (1988)"
This one is bad. So bad that I have to wonder if it were intended as a pilot for a new TV series and when that failed, about thirty minutes of padding was added to turn it into a TV movie. Whatever the case, it’s bad. After twenty five minutes of a totally unrelated sequence […]Read more "The Lucifer Complex (1978)"