Hey, it’s in 3-D!  And Shot on Video!  And a Westworld ripoff!

Wild ride of a Luc Besson adaptation of the comics legend

Jules Verne adaptation without much of that Jules Verne stuff

Cowboys versus dinosaurs, courtesy of Ray Harryhausen

Poverty Row Dracula knock-off.  Only it isn’t

Incredible genre-bending Yoshiaki Kawajiri anime

When is a BB Gun just a BB Gun?  Monster action from More-On

  • Vampyre Nation (2012)

See True Bloodthirst

“Lost” serial, with an absurdly cool robot

  • The Varrow Mission (1978)

See TeenAlien

A DJ, a Switchboard operator, alien visitors and a small New Mexico town

Ray Bradbury, in a dark, crumbling, Russian future

  • The Vengeance of Dr. Mabuse (1972)

See Dr. M schlägt zu

The thing is, it isn’t a Superhero film…

Killer snakes! Only they’re, ummmmm….small

Quatermass homage by Joshua Kennedy

Girl Band in Spaaaaaaaaaaaace!!!!!!

I can’t believe it’s that bad…

Two words:  Andy Warhol.  Pretentious and slapdash, but I’m repeating myself

Free will, memory manipulation and violence.  

Weird, arty film.  With lots of purple.

Ceci N’est Pas Une Pipe — but it is a really cool VR mind you-know-what

Hard Boiled hero in a world where most people have escaped from reality

  • Virus [Virus: The End] (1980)

See Fukkatsu no hi

Absurd Nineties Action Flick.  But not quite as bad as Jamie thinks…

Mutants, zombies, sharks, an underwater lab and the end of the world…

Documentary about the first alien contact.  But the gods decide to go home…

Sometimes you shouldn’t do what your science teacher tells you…

Absolutely inexplicable.  On so many levels.  But then, it’s Italian

  • The Visitors (1983)

See Návstevníci

Eleven teens came to the icy cabin.  But only ten can leave…


See I Eat Your Skin

  • VOODOO ISLAND (1971)

See I Eat Your Skin

Aren’t you supposed to stop moving if you are dead?

Mad Western science meets mad Voodoo science.  Monsters result.  Naturally

Futuristic No Wave thriller.  Lydia Lunch bubble bathes her way to the truth

Short film about a futuristic prison

Bright, colorful and silly children’s movie — whoever it was made for…

Stunning continuation of the Epic Russian Science Fiction film

The operative word for this one is “Mess”

A race for safety across a deadly alien swamp…