Highlander II: Renegade Version [Highlander II: The Quickening] (1991)

A lot of people think Highlander II is one of the worst movies ever made. I quite enjoyed it. And, yes, probably for many of the reasons that people hate it. Of course a lot of people will tell you that it doesn’t make sense.  But that’s ridiculous.  Everything in this film can easily be […]

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An Ideal Host (2020)

There’s a moment early on that really defines this film. And, no, I don’t mean the fact that it starts with a woman screaming. Liz and her controlling boyfriend Jackson are planning a big party in which he will “spontaneously” ask her to marry him.  They want everything to be perfect (and even rehearse that […]

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Shifter (2020)

Sometimes I wish I knew what a movie was trying to say. This is particularly true of Shifter.  Here we have a young and awkward woman with almost non-existent social skills, who is very sensitive and easily hurt. But, in our age of movie revenge, how much sympathy are we supped to feel for her when she […]

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Man Beast (1956)

This was Jerry Warren’s first film. Which makes it much harder to explain why it was so much better than most — or perhaps, nearly all — of his films that followed. In fact, he followed it up with the exceedingly dull Teenage Zombies. Go figure. Now don’t get the wrong idea here: this is an […]

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The Visitants (1986)

How can I describe this?… He looks like a forty-year old Archie Andrews who never left Riverdale (or graduated, for that matter), complete with that signature bow tie. Which is hardly what we expect from someone who is supposed to be a teenager in a small Eighties town. I know, we’re not supposed to notice […]

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Night of the Lepus (1972)

There’s a basic truth no filmmaker can afford to ignore: It doesn’t matter how much you blow it up, or how tiny the buildings in your miniatures are. A fluffy bunny looks like a fluffy bunny and will always look like a fluffy bunny no matter how big you make it. The seems a singularly […]

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Parasite (1982)

This one came with a thoroughly icky sort of reputation. Parasite was one of the films from that brief revival of 3-D in the early Eighties, using a new polarized projection system.  This all too short craze produced such classics as, well…Jaws 3-D, Friday the Thirteenth part Three, Nightmare on Elm Street part 3… Well, […]

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Star Runners (2009)

Yes, we’ve seen this one before. At least, pieces of it.  Little pieces of it.  Lots of little pieces of it.  Lots and lots of very familiar bits and pieces. Not that they were ever quite in this order before. But what the heck, it’s fun anyway. Now, before you risk watching this one, you […]

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Press Start (2007)

Ever wonder what it would be like to live in a videogame? Obviously, the people who made Press Start have.  In fact, they seems to have spent a lot of time thinking about it.  Like everyday.  Several hours a day. Probably every minute that they weren’t actually playing videogames. It would be a mistake, though, […]

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