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Judge Dredd meets The Terminator, by way of Robocop.  A real train wreck

Filipino CGI film about the wonders of getting out from behind your computer

Meta post-Apocalyptic road epic.  Emphasis on the “Meh”

Liam is having a bad day:  everyone who gets near him dies

David Hewlett directs a silly Yeti film for SyFy.  Minor fun

Empire Films made this after they saw Tron.  But they’d improve.  Eventually

Can’t decide what kind of film to make?  Do them all in one movie!

A random jumble of shark horror

Godzilla wannabe

An isolated island, an Indian frog god, gold and Bill Rebane

BBC 4 adaptation of the John Wyndham classic

The best bits of Carnosaurs One through Three…

Gangster loses his head and it just gets worse from there…

Energetic (and reasonably good) videogame adaptation

  • RATS DO NOT SLEEP AT NIGHT (1976)

See Las ratas no duermen de noche

A Post-Apocalyptic nature gone wild film.  With lots of rats

Beautiful post-Apocalyptic film starring Richard Harris

A lakeside resort is threatened by a fish that can’t open its jaws…

WOW!  Just not quite Minority Report “WOW”, that’s all

The Twilight Zone — if it had run on SCTV…

  • RECHARGE YOUR GRANDMOTHERS ON TIME! (1984)

See ‘Babicky dobíjejte presne!’

  • RED OCEAN (1984)

See Rosso nell’oceano

Animated Robert Heinlein adaptation.  Only it isn’t Mars

Cold War secret weapon thriller? Well… More like an Inuit documentary…

“A film that defies all logic!”  The baddest road race in the Galaxy

Fun Scooby Doo-style kids’ horror mystery…from The Polonia Brothers?

A routine Fifties trip to the Moon — from Egypt

The Dragons are back.  Only one species will survive…

  • Reigo: THE DEEP-SEA MONSTER VS. THE BATTLESHIP YAMATO (2005)

See Shinkaijû Reigô

Youth comes at a high price.  Yum, brains…

Hugh Jackman is a noirish Private Eye, trapped in his own memories.  Literally

Aliens want to control our minds — using a movie about…mind control?…

Frustrating.  Very frustrating.  Asks all the right questions, but…

It’s silly.  It’s stupid.  So why do I like the darn thing so much???

  • Reptilian (1999)

See Yonggary 

Goofy giant reptile movie. Lots of fun in a dumb sort of way

Fred Olen Ray’s son’s first film.  Just as bad as you’d expect

Non-stop Time Travel Action from China

Heartfelt Canadian DIY…Time Travel Movie?

Three children and a camcorder…

It’s all just a game — two of them, even.  With zombies and monsters…

Do-it-yourself rehab turns paranoid in Moorhead and Benson’s debut film…

College kids do unspeakable Lovecraftian mad science.   And drink beer…

A beautiful movie made on a shoestring but badly in need of a tighter edit…

  • The Return of James Battle (2004)

See Atomik Circus

Bela Lugosi, John Carradine but no George Zucco.  And it’s cheap

Why does this remind me so much of a Universal Horror sequel?…

Brains!

Love story travelogue comedy turns into Frankenstein.  With a plant monster

  • The Revenge of Doctor X (1968)

See Mad Doctor of Blood Island

Dinosaurs overrun the world — on a kickstarter budget…

Terrible drunken teenagers meet aliens movie.  Kinda fun

Gritty South African alien invasion film.  No, it isn’t District 9.  Stop asking that!

The Polonia Brothers go ape again!  Bargain basement Planet of the Apes

A secret formula and mind control are still not enough to win the girl…

From the people who brought you Leviathan:  a cheap Leviathan knock-off

Eerie haunted house Sci Fi film

Yet another film school project.  With robots.  Sort of

No mutants, Lovecraftian elder gods or portals to hell, please:  we’re British

  • Road to the Stars (1957)

See Doroga k zvezdam

Just your typical cult Japanese punk rock crime thriller giant robot comedy

  • Robot Awakening (2015)

See OMG, I’m a Robot!

It’s amazing what you can do with corrugated cardboard!

Weird, bad and lazy.  But just goofy enough to make it interesting.  Mostly

Gladiators in giant robots battle for supremacy!  Glorious B-Movie fun!

They’re not zombies!  An impressive low budget thriller from Andrew Bellware

Robots shooting soldiers, soldiers shooting robots.  What more do you want?

A futuristic heist film, with a notable lack of robots

Stranded pilot on planet dominated by killer machines.

Uggh.  Watch I Love Maria instead.

  • Robowar (2018)

See Battle Bots (2018)

Stunningly beautiful Canadian animated film

  • Rocket to the Moon (1967)

See Jules Verne’s Rocket to the Moon

The Dirty Dozen meets Disney in a Galaxy far, far away…

  • A Rough Draft (2018)

See Chernovik

It’s a shark!  It’s an octopus! It’s a genetic monstrosity!

What do you get when you combine Blade Runner and…2001?

It’s cheap Italian post-Apocalyptic Rambo!

  • Russian Road to the Stars (1957)

See Doroga k zvezdam

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