Judge Dredd meets The Terminator, by way of Robocop. A real train wreck
Filipino CGI film about the wonders of getting out from behind your computer
Meta post-Apocalyptic road epic. Emphasis on the “Meh”
Liam is having a bad day: everyone who gets near him dies
Empire Films made this after they saw Tron. But they’d improve. Eventually
Can’t decide what kind of film to make? Do them all in one movie!
Godzilla wannabe
An isolated island, an Indian frog god, gold and Bill Rebane
BBC 4 adaptation of the John Wyndham classic
Energetic (and reasonably good) videogame adaptation.
A Post-Apocalyptic nature gone wild film. With lots of rats
A lakeside resort is threatened by a fish that can’t open its jaws…
WOW! Just not quite Minority Report “WOW”, that’s all
“A film that defies all logic!” The baddest road race in the Galaxy
The Dragons are back. Only one species will survive…
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Reigo: THE DEEP-SEA MONSTER VS. THE BATTLESHIP YAMATO (2005)
See Shinkaijû Reigô
Frustrating. Very frustrating. Asks all the right questions, but…
It’s silly. It’s stupid. So why do I like the darn thing so much???
Goofy giant reptile movie. Lots of fun in a dumb sort of way
Fred Olen Ray’s son’s first film. Just as bad as you’d expect
Non-stop Time Travel Action from China
Do-it-yourself rehab turns paranoid in Moorhead and Benson’s debut film…
A beautiful movie made on a shoestring but badly in need of a tighter edit…
Bela Lugosi, John Carradine but no George Zucco. And it’s cheap
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The Return of James Battle (2004)
See Atomik Circus
Love story travelogue comedy turns into Frankenstein. With a plant monster
Terrible drunken teenagers meet aliens movie. Kinda fun
Gritty South African alien invasion film. No, it isn’t District 9. Stop asking that!
The Polonia Brothers go ape again! Bargain basement Planet of the Apes
From the people who brought you Leviathan: a cheap Leviathan knock-off
Yet another film school project. With robots. Sort of
No mutants, Lovecraftian elder gods or portals to hell, please: we’re British
It’s amazing what you can do with corrugated cardboard!
Weird, bad and lazy. But just goofy enough to make it interesting. Mostly
Gladiators in giant robots battle for supremacy! Glorious B-Movie fun!
They’re not zombies! An impressive low budget thriller from Andrew Bellware
A futuristic heist film, with a notable lack of robots
Stranded pilot on planet dominated by killer machines.
Uggh. Watch I Love Maria instead.
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Robowar (2018)
Stunningly beautiful Canadian animated film
The Dirty Dozen meets Disney in a Galaxy far, far away…
It’s cheap Italian post-Apocalyptic Rambo!
