Banshee Chapter (2013)

When I think about Banshee Chapter, I keep finding myself saying “almost” or “nearly” or “not quite” over and over. It is an adaptation of H.P. Lovecraft’s From Beyond. Well, almost. The original version of the script started life as a first draft of Uwe Boll’s Alone in the Dark, but obviously that didn’t quite […]

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Galaxy of the Dinosaurs (1992)

Recipe for disaster: Take the dinosaur footage from Planet of the Dinosaurs — no one will mind, it is public domain — and combine it with some footage you shot near your home on VHS with a camcorder. And, of course, make only the most minimal effort to integrate the dinosaur footage into your magnum […]

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Science Fiction (2016)

Honorable Mention Trust me, I know what the title says. But that still doesn’t make this a science fiction film. What it is, exactly is slightly harder to define: most summaries will tell you that this was a Dogme (or Dogme 95) film, although that probably doesn’t mean much to the average viewer. A group […]

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Summer of Secrets (1976)

“A steamy psycho-sci fi thriller about madness and mind control” The blurb on Summer of Secrets VHS case truly deserves some sort of award. After all, almost every word in that statement is wrong. It is a little more difficult to explain exactly what Summer of Secrets is about — although that is largely because […]

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Brian and Charles (2022)

You have to love the British. Who else in our sad day and age could still make a lovely little film like this: a sweet buddy comedy about loneliness; a study of an unlikely friendship; with a gentle little romance thrown in along with plenty of bittersweet moments. Brian lives a very lonely little life: […]

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Alchemik [The Alchemist] (1989)

Honorable Mention I’m not quite sure of what I think of this one. Although perhaps that is because it becomes so many different things along the way. It starts out as a breezy adventure film with the young and clever alchemist Sendivius tricking a prince and escaping with the help of an unexpected invention. But […]

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Breeders (1986)

It’s all Tim Kincaid’s fault. I mean, Robot Holocaust is an amazingly stupid post-apocalyptic movie, full of the weird and eccentric, complete with sock puppet monsters, the world’s most annoying robot pal, and a girl with an incredibly heavy Bronx accent trying to sound like an Italian countess. Mutant Hunt, his second science fiction film, […]

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