Earth vs. the Spider (2001)

I’ve ignored this one for years because it it isn’t what it is supposed to be. Well, at least if you judge it by its title. Now my previous attitude wasn’t entirely unfair: after all, that title is borrowed from Bert I. Gordon’s 1958 cheapie about teenagers, a cave and a giant spider. Which is […]

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Project: Metalbeast (1995)

It’s perfectly obvious. You want to create a perfect soldier, right?  One with extra strength, sharper senses, night vision, and who would be nearly impossible to kill?  It’s simple really: Turn him into a werewolf. What could possibly go wrong? Obviously, the people who made Project: Metalbeast didn’t think it would cause enough complications, so […]

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Suspect Device (1995)

A young man wakes from a nightmare about masked men murdering everyone in his office to find everyone dead.  When he calls his emergency number, a team of assassins try to kill him. His wife doesn’t know him, his friends all seem to be working for whoever is trying to get him, and his bullet […]

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Space Detective (2017)

“The following transmission has been translated into local Terran dialect.  Some visual distortion may occur” I have no idea what in the world Antonio Llapur and Matt Sjafiroeddin were smoking when they created Space Detective.  I just hope someone buys them more of it – and soon. I find myself at a loss what in […]

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