This was Andrew Bellware’s first science fiction film. I’d long had the impression that Millennium Crisis was his first, but three years earlier, he made this cyberpunk detective story about a cop and his partner trying to find an important politician’s murderer in a dystopian future. For those of you unfamiliar with his work, Bellware is one […]Read more "Pandora Machine (2004)"
This one has a bit of a cult following. It is also generally considered to be completely awful. Mind you, the two often go together, but this is one seriously strange film. It is actually fairly well made for a low budget effort, with moderately proficient British actors, interesting locations and some impressively nasty low fi […]Read more "Xtro (1982)"
“I’d still like to grab coffee or something, sometime. Because I think you’re the most attractive person I’ve ever seen. But that doesn’t outweigh that you might be a mental patient and I gotta make sure that you’re the kind of crazy I can deal with. “ This is a truly remarkable film. But then, […]Read more "Spring (2014)"
(aka, StarCrash II; Erotic Games in the Third Galaxy) This is the worst Italian Science Fiction film I have ever seen. And that is saying a lot. It gets billed as “StarCrash II” even though it has nothing to do with the other film, other than the presence of a lot of its props and […]Read more "Escape from Galaxy 3 [Giochi erotici nella terza galassia] (1981)"
(aka, Mindwarp: An Infinity of Terror Planet of Horrors, Quest) This one was Roger Corman’s first attempt to make an Alien rip off. it would not be his last. But it is also one of the better ones. A hand-picked crew is sent on a rescue mission by the Master of their planet. A spaceship […]Read more "Galaxy of Terror (1981)"
I’m not quite sure what to make of this one. The first half hour or so more or less makes sense — and is actually reasonably well done for a very low budget film. At the eve of the millennium, a mysterious blonde woman and her daughter flee the mysterious group of commandos who are […]Read more "Alien Blood (1999)"
This is a seriously odd film. I suppose we can blame the fact that it was a direct to video film, as they often include films that wouldn’t have made it anywhere else. I don’t know, that almost seems too easy an answer. Or we can blame Action International Pictures (often referred to as AIP, which […]Read more "Alien Space Avenger (1989)"