A Living Dog (2019)

“Realism is a form of hypocrisy. We are telling stories that take place in simulated worlds. Genre films like scifi, fantasy or horror are just more honest about that.” “I wanted to make A LIVING DOG not only because I love genre films and independent films but also because I admire silent movies and the […]

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The Banana Splits Movie (2019)

Grumble. Grumble, grumble, grumble. Okay, it’s my own fault.  Any reviewer can tell you that you are supposed to review the movie you just saw, not the one you wanted to see. Well, too bad.  sometimes a film is just so aggravating you can’t ignore what should have been. For the record, while I grew […]

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Battle of the Damned (2013)

Okay, you’ve got Dolph Lundgren fighting fast zombies (victims of a 28 Days Later-style rage virus), trying to get a tiny band of survivors through the streets of an infested city to safety before it is firebombed. Oh, and he recruits a set of killer robots to help him fight his way through. You already […]

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Turbo Kid (2015)

This is just your typical BMX warrior, robot romance, comic book, 90s direct-to-video homage, Power Rangers ripoff, post-apocalyptic parody, Michael Ironside movie. Mind you, as far as I know, there’s only one of them. In the crumbling world of the future, everyone gets around on bikes, even the ruthless gangs who seemed to have escaped […]

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