It just keeps happening. And it’s always in those slow little places deep in the country. You know how it goes. A horrible monster rises from the swamps and starts killing everyone. What’s more, it’s actually immune to bullets. Like all these creatures are. Although what is curious, for a film made in 1979, is […]Read more "Bog (1979)"
Ever watch something and get the distinct impression that they were making it up as they went along? Or perhaps it might be closer to say, a distinct impression that they were making it up as they went along for the first few episodes and then sort of hurried up and tried to tie everything […]Read more "Dead Drift (2016)"
You don’t get any more basic than this. We’ve got the usual teenagers whose bus breaks down in a bad neighborhood. Unfortunately, it’s even worse than they think. An alien hunter has trapped them inside some old warehouses surrounded by a forcefield while his partner — an unstoppable Terminator sort of alien monster — tracks […]Read more "Star Hunter (1996)"
Fanboys. This is a movie for Fanboys, about Fanboys and by Fanboys. And it never really tries to be much more than that. It is every fanboys dream: “A.I” Cashill created his own self-published comic book with the help of his friends, and they’ve all gone to a big Sci Fi convention to promote their […]Read more "Monster Force Zero (2019)"
Poor Auto. He’s not working as well as he used to. His battery is failing and a lot of his functions aren’t available any more. It needs replaced and he’s been promised a new one, but it never seems to come. Unfortunately, he doesn’t realize that there is no battery coming. He’s now obsolete and […]Read more "Automation (2019)"
You see, there is this mine which seems to have vanished off the face of the Earth one night. In fact, not only has the mine vanished, but the entire town of Shookum Hills, Kentucky. However, Darren, a rather unconventional young scientist put a team of friends together to locate and study its super-pure vein […]Read more "The Devil Below [Shookum Hills] (2021)"
If you were to ask me what was the most bizarre recent moment in Hollywood history, one of my leading candidates would have been that announcement a decade or so ago that a studio had spent millions of dollars buying the rights to a bunch of Parker Brothers’ Board Games — a decision which gave […]Read more "Mafiya: Igra na vyzhivanie [Mafia: Survival Game] (2016)"
You have to admire Christopher R. Mihm’s willingness to take his home-based film industry — making homages to some of the greatest B-Movies ever made — into strange and previously unexplored territory. I mean, who ever heard of a retro Fifties Monster Movie stage musical? In fact, Chris, with a bit of help from lyricist […]Read more "The Monster of Phantom Lake: The Musical! (2017)"